The Cabinet
| Ranking | Name | Cabinet role | Number of billboards | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | nigel holmes | Prime Minister, First Lord of the Treasury and Minister for the Civil Service | 24 billboards | 1180 points |
| 2 | Caramboo | Leader of the House of Commons and Lord Privy Seal | 19 billboards | 950 points |
| 3 | Frabcus | Secretary of State for Business, Innovation and Skills, First Secretary and Lord President of the Council | 9 billboards | 450 points |
| 4 | Weaselspoon | Chancellor of the Exchequer | 8 billboards | 400 points |
| 5 | Labservative | Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs | 7 billboards | 330 points |
| 6 | nicnac | Secretary of State for Justice and Lord Chancellor | 6 billboards | 300 points |
| 7= | Sam | Secretary of State for the Home Department | 4 billboards | 200 points |
| 7= | DaveH | Secretary of State for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs | 4 billboards | 200 points |
| 7= | Dave Nattriss | Secretary of State for International Development | 4 billboards | 200 points |
| 10 | Duncan | Secretary of State for Communities and Local Government | 3 billboards | 170 points |
| 11= | Dee27 | Secretary of State for Energy and Climate Change | 3 billboards | 150 points |
| 11= | Kim Jong Chill | Secretary of State for Children, Schools and Families | 3 billboards | 150 points |
| 11= | Ron | Secretary of State for Health | 3 billboards | 150 points |
| 14 | Syntheticbrain | Secretary of State for Northern Ireland | 2 billboards | 120 points |
| 15= | Ganta | Leader of the House of Lords and Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster | 2 billboards | 100 points |
| 15= | androidbloke | Minister for the Cabinet Office, and for the Olympics and Paymaster General | 2 billboards | 100 points |
| 15= | electionchamp | Secretary of State for Scotland | 2 billboards | 100 points |
| 15= | chris wiles photography | Chief Secretary to the Treasury | 2 billboards | 100 points |
| 15= | www.hotpix.org.uk | Secretary of State for Work and Pensions | 2 billboards | 100 points |
| 15= | Iain Murray (aka macboozle) | Secretary of State for Wales | 2 billboards | 100 points |
| 15= | Jeremy | Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport | 2 billboards | 100 points |
| 15= | Miles | Secretary of State for Transport | 2 billboards | 100 points |
| 15= | Trust GB | Secretary of State for Defence | 2 billboards | 100 points |
| 24 | darkgreener | junior minister | 1 billboard | 70 points |
| 25= | hughlook | junior minister | 1 billboard | 50 points |
| 25= | Richard Taylor | junior minister | 1 billboard | 50 points |
| 25= | Tim | junior minister | 1 billboard | 50 points |
| 25= | Aidan | junior minister | 1 billboard | 50 points |
| 25= | Christoph | junior minister | 1 billboard | 50 points |
| 25= | Richard Pope | junior minister | 1 billboard | 50 points |
| 25= | Hannah Waldram | junior minister | 1 billboard | 50 points |
| 25= | imbue | junior minister | 1 billboard | 50 points |
| 25= | Skeniver | junior minister | 1 billboard | 50 points |
| 25= | garageowns | junior minister | 1 billboard | 50 points |
| 25= | Toml | junior minister | 1 billboard | 50 points |
| 25= | Neil White | junior minister | 1 billboards | 50 points |
| 25= | Palfrey | junior minister | 1 billboard | 50 points |
| 25= | Sally | junior minister | 1 billboard | 50 points |
| 25= | Topcat | junior minister | 1 billboard | 50 points |
| 25= | Stephen Caffull | junior minister | 1 billboard | 50 points |
| 25= | KatyS | junior minister | 1 billboard | 50 points |
| 25= | Luke | junior minister | 1 billboard | 50 points |
| 25= | Gwyn | junior minister | 1 billboard | 50 points |
| 25= | Luke | junior minister | 1 billboard | 50 points |
| 25= | Neil | junior minister | 1 billboard | 50 points |
| 46= | Creature | junior minister | 1 billboard | 30 points |
| 46= | Abi | junior minister | 1 billboard | 30 points |
